My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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