Dual....:-)
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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