My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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