Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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