Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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