I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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