Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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