I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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