im having a threesome with these popsicles
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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