Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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