Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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