I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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