I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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