Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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