She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low