Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods