How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms