Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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