No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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