i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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