So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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