she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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