get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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