K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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