I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
