the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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