Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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