using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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