you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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