You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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