idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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