She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The adults are the big ones right?
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