Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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