Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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