Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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