walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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