i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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