I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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