Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize