You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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