we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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