You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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