Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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