i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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