Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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