if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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