The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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