she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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