What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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