Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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