yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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