We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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