Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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