Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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