that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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