Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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