I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
