you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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