it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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