dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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